In response to Parima asking for a vegetarian recipe:
"CHAPATHI! and vegetables! (the first thing that came into my head :p)
1. make a chapathi
2. cook chapathi over stove
2. chop vegetables
3. put vegetables in pan and turn on stove
4. put seasoning on vegetables
5. eat chapathi and vegetables together
(I don't explain procedures well)"
-SN
Yes, this is surely the best reason for 'not cheating on a girlfriend who loves you'... I shall call this well-intentioned, but poorly expressed. =P
"If you`ve got a girlfriend who loves you...whatever you do dont cheat on her unless you want to be faced with a load of her angry friends who will hate you forever because you hurt her!!! Ohh and to them the term break her heart and ill break your face also apply`s !!! Trust me!"
-Random Facebooker
Just found another one... And I thought my mum was bad for telling me to 'use my average', the way some other people describe things is just as clear as mud:
ReplyDelete"Using a little water, grind these ingredients into a fine paste in a blender/grinder. In a separate container take the rice flour and maida and mix with water to form a lump-free paste (medium consistency). Pour this mixture into the grinder along with the urad dal and rice paste and grind for a few seconds until you get a homogenous mixture. The consistency should be that of a dosa batter. "
-http://meinblogland.blogspot.com.au/2012/05/recipe-of-month-mysore-masala-dosa.html